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Posted 1 day ago
oreo-otaku:

stupid-twats:

this is my new favourite thing on here

Omg…

oreo-otaku:

stupid-twats:

this is my new favourite thing on here

Omg…

(Source: itcuddles)

Posted 1 day ago

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  1. 1. What is you middle name?
  2. 2. How old are you?
  3. 3. What is your birthday?
  4. 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  5. 5. What is your favorite color?
  6. 6. What's your lucky number?
  7. 7. Do you have any pets?
  8. 8. Where are you from?
  9. 9. How tall are you?
  10. 10. What shoe size are you?
  11. 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  12. 12. What was your last dream about?
  13. 13. What talents do you have?
  14. 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  15. 15. Favorite song?
  16. 16. Favorite movie?
  17. 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
  18. 18. Do you want children?
  19. 19. Do you want a church wedding?
  20. 20. Are you religious?
  21. 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
  22. 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  23. 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
  24. 24. Baths or showers?
  25. 25. What color socks are you wearing?
  26. 26. Have you ever been famous?
  27. 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  28. 28. What type of music do you like?
  29. 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  30. 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  31. 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
  32. 32. How big is your house?
  33. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  34. 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  35. 35. Have you ever tried archery?
  36. 36. Favorite clean word?
  37. 37. Favorite swear word?
  38. 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  39. 39. Do you have any scars?
  40. 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  41. 41. Are you a good liar?
  42. 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  43. 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
  44. 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  45. 45. What is your favorite accent?
  46. 46. What is your personality type?
  47. 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
  48. 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  49. 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
  50. 50. Left or right handed?
  51. 51. Are you scared of spiders?
  52. 52. Favorite food?
  53. 53. Favorite foreign food?
  54. 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  55. 55. Most used phrased?
  56. 56. Most used word?
  57. 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
  58. 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  59. 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  60. 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  61. 61. Do you sing to yourself?
  62. 62. Are you a good singer?
  63. 63. Biggest Fear?
  64. 64. Are you a gossip?
  65. 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
  66. 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  67. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
  68. 68. Favorite school subject?
  69. 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
  70. 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  71. 71. What makes you nervous?
  72. 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  73. 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
  74. 74. Are you ticklish?
  75. 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
  76. 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  77. 77. Have you ever drank underage?
  78. 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  79. 79. Who was your first real crush?
  80. 80. How many piercings do you have?
  81. 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
  82. 82. How fast can you type?
  83. 83. How fast can you run?
  84. 84. What color is your hair?
  85. 85. What color is your eyes?
  86. 86. What are you allergic to?
  87. 87. Do you keep a journal?
  88. 88. What do your parents do?
  89. 89. Do you like your age?
  90. 90. What makes you angry?
  91. 91. Do you like your own name?
  92. 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
  93. 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
  94. 94. What are you strengths?
  95. 95. What are your weaknesses?
  96. 96. How did you get your name?
  97. 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
  98. 98. Do you have any scars?
  99. 99. Color of your bedspread?
  100. 100. Color of your room?
Posted 1 day ago

rampagey:

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

captainoftoast:

ATTENTION EVERYONE

  • as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shut down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
  • in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
  • pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
  • i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.

ATTENTION ALL CONFUSED PEOPLE

  • Swatting: A new trend where a Twitch player or Livestreamer is targeted and reported to the police for being a threat. The intention is to watch the Livestreamer or Twitch player be arrested live on camera.
  • If you see anyone bragging that they are the culprits behind a ‘swatting’, report them immediately. Especially to the authorities.

ROOSTER TEETH HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT A THREAT HAS BEEN MADE. THEY HAVE TAKEN PRECAUTIONS. DO NOT CONTACT ROOSTER TEETH ABOUT THIS. THEY KNOW.

Please spread THIS version around so people are further informed.

Signal boosting for information. This is really more important for the smaller streamers as Roosterteeth is a pretty big company and they’re pretty safe from this kind of behavior, but a small time streamer may not be.

So yeah this is something worth looking into at least.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.

Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society

Posted 2 days ago

maxtaroisheretoo:

It’s fascinating how much less ugly this movie would’ve looked had the hard drives not been stolen.

Posted 2 days ago
awwww-cute:

The Ultimate Snuggles

My cat always does this when I get out of the shower,It’s the greatest thing ever <3

awwww-cute:

The Ultimate Snuggles

My cat always does this when I get out of the shower,It’s the greatest thing ever <3

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

sushinfood:

collar-fullofchemistry:

justcomingalongfortheride:

takshammy:

zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

Posted 2 days ago

princessblogonoke:

Anxiety & Helping Someone Cope. 
I didn’t want to make it overwhelming or too long remember, so I kept it to the main points that benefit me greatly when I’m experiencing an attack.
40 million of Americans alone suffer with anxiety; it’s a horrid feeling when you know someone just wants to help you but you cannot even construct a simple sentence at the time, so please share this in hope that it benefits even just 1 person. Muchos love.