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Posted 12 hours ago
it's not the 29th here yet but happy birthday hope you have a great day :D
kikibunnyveryfunny asked

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Thank you!!!!! <333333

Posted 12 hours ago
Happy birthday. Hope your day is filled with fun, enjoyment and good stuffs.
Anonymous asked

Thank you,Anon dearest! <333333

Posted 19 hours ago

officialswedishgovernment:

skeppsbrott:

lessthanagodmorethanaman:

bilkatt:

one thing that will never not amuse me is the fact that the swedish word for bat is flappy mouse

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had to be done.

I am 88% sure this is the reason that Batman’s swedish name originally was “the leather patch”.

Yes. This is true. His name is The Leather Patch. Flappy Mouse wouldn’t be as epic.

Posted 19 hours ago

megadelicious:

professorgoogoo:

cumomelet:

almost one million people liked this post

FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Posted 19 hours ago

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

Posted 20 hours ago

Having such a wonderful birthday already <3

Posted 1 day ago

IT’S 13 MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT AT MY PLACE
SO TECHNICALLY IT IS NOW SEPTEMBER 29TH

SO THAT MEANS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted 3 days ago

Help Us Escape an Abusive Household

tumblkage:

I’m too much of a wreck to make this wholly comprehensive right now, but if you follow me you’ll know that we were unable to find a place to live so we [my Mother and I] had to move in with my Grandmother [who has been letting my Aunt stay here for about 15 years???]
If you follow me you also know that my Aunt is a volatile, violent abuser who has attacked us our entire lives.
Well, about half an hour ago, she started yelling at me after I said that ‘You do realise I can hear you, right’ when she called me a ‘cunt’ as I left the room.
I told my Mother about this as I went back upstairs with the bagel I had been making for her and my Mother went downstairs to make her tea.
My Aunt proceeded to scream at my Mother and then physically attack her as evidenced by a little of the aftermath that I will link to in a gallery. For a short rundown: She shoved my Mother, grabbed her by her shoulders and scratched up her arms, and pulled out a small chunk of my Mother’s hair all while screaming.


My Grandmother refuses to deal with any of this, of course since to acknowledge it would be embarrassing and shameful to ‘the family’.


This is not a family, this is a toxic enviroment and I. Want. Us. Out.


Please donate whatever you can and/or share however you can with whomsoever you can. We need money for moving vans [remarkably expensive], 6 weeks deposit on a new place, first month’s utilities for the new place, and first month’s rent for the new place.

We need to leave.

—Things I can add on Tumblr include:

  • I’m queer. I’m very very queer. This is an Orthodox household. You do the math.
  • This is a very very Jewish Zionist household. My Mother and I are Anti-Zionist. You, again, do the math.
Posted 3 days ago

turtletot43:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

^^^^^^^^^ YES DO THIS PLEASE.

This is not the first time that people have been victimized either by acting police officers or psychos pretending to be police officers.

If you are unsure, keep your doors locked and only roll down the window enough to pass your papers to the officer. You have the right to call 911 once you’re stopped and ask dispatch to confirm that the officer who pulled you over reported what he was doing.

This is a real danger and if you aren’t in danger, the officer won’t try to order you to compromise your safety.  

Posted 3 days ago

smaugen:

smaugen:

recommend good vampire movies

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